1月4日第一部のMC

はいよ！4日の一部MCでございます。

This is the 1st show's MC on 4th Jan at Yokohama Arena.... Gist only ne..... Enjoy!

MC
Jun took off his jacket and SHOOOO took off his necktie (kakkoii!)
Members were laughing too much and in terrible shape.

Jun: Arashi what happened? Why are all of you laughing?
Sho: Kazu.... ha ha ha
Kazu: When I was playing my game, I suddenly thought that we should be singing Kitto Daijyoubu in a New Year kinda way.
Sho: Totally un-New Year yo!
Leader: Let's do this one more time!
Kazu: Let's not worry about such matter (lyrics of the song)
Sho: Definitely you have no worries ne.
Jun: Why are Leader and Sho laughing about? You guys laughed much more than this right?
Sho: Eh< Oh that was during Carnival Night, this guy....
Leader: All Kazu's fault yo!

Seems that after La Tormenta (the song), they started the intro part of Carnival Night... and Kazu was looking upward acting out some funny movements.....

Sho: Can you don't ACT while we are singing? Ha ha

Also, Kazu appeared a bit late for the song La Tormenta.

Kazu: That's why I wanted to do something to save the situation but suddenly my necktie FLEW to one side onto my shoulders.... I look like those uncle who had drinks in Shinbashi at night!

Members: Eh? Jun why aren't you putting on your necktie?
Jun: I took it off.
Kazu: Huh? You mean the necktie can be taken off? (the other members were also surprised!)
Jun: I always do the normal necktie way that's why I can just take it off (means not pinned up like the rest).

Jun: I want to tell the audience something!
Sho: They may be angry be careful!
Jun: Why are you guys laughing when the video was being played for Cool & Soul?
Sho: They weren't laughing yo. Ne? You guys weren't laughing ne! (to the audience)
Jun: That's NOT a laughing part yo!

OK this part I add my own comment. I've seen the new Cool & Soul video of course, and Jun just looked HILARIOUS in his wavy hair and too made-up face... That's why everyone laughed, including myself! Ha ha

Leader: But Jun, you say this now but in the rest-place behind, you were looking at the mirror and telling yourself I AM MORE "POLISHED" NOW.... (this means Jun does not mind things too much now and became more easy-going)

Kazu: Your face you mean?
Jun: No my personality yo!
Sho: But Jun, when you were watching yourself in that video, you also sadi MY FACE IS SO DEEP-SET na.....

Jun was looking at the camera here. Ha ha

Aiba chan: Jun looking at the camera always make him look like a MAJOR star ne!

Aiba chan was then told to look at the camera too. He bit his lips and tried to look good, but didn't look as good as Jun!

Kazu: Why are you doing a face like you are going for some FIGHT?

Next was Leader doing his camera look. He was looking like real far away....

Kazu; So LAST-TIME your face!
Sho: Totally dusk already....

Jun: Recently I am really troubled by something, my deep-set face. Everyone doesn't have to look near and you can already see my facial features well right?
Kazu: Isn't that good? The rest of us always look very blur!
Sho: You've always been that deep-set right since young?
Aiba chan: He was most OLD looking during Primary 4 ne.
Kazu: That was your bad year, this year is the 2nd bad year for you! (think chinese horoscope for pig)
Sho: How deep? Maybe like 3 B? When you were very small you were probably H ne.
Kazu: You don't call that DEEP right? That's not the measurement method!

(Sho was using the pencil lead as a guide, 3B is really thick ne)

Suddenly Kazu and Aiba chan burst out laughing!
Aiba chan: Sho has a FLY on this ass ha ha!
Kazu: Not his ass his back!

Jun: Today ne, I was the last one to change my clothes and I am always the last one anyway. Then, I went to the changing room and saw Sho in his under-shorts (they wear that over their underwear for concerts only) and his skin was ALL WHITE on his legs! Why was that Sho?
Aiba chan: Oh I will explain that.
Sho: Oi you don't explain that! It will become worst!
Kazu: OK I will explain.
Sho: Ooooh ok if its Kazu....

Seems Sho used baby powder on his legs.

Aiba chan: During concert this person's perspires a lot!
Sho: You too right!
Kazu: Everyone does yo.
Aiba chan: So we perspire and when we need to change quickly the pants would not come off due to the perspiration! So baby powder has to be used for easier taking off of our pants!
Kazu: After my solo Himitsu, I went to changing room and AGAIN I saw Sho powdering....
Sho: You don't have to say this!
Memebrs all LAUGHING LOUDLY!

Aiba chan: How many times do you powder for 1 performance?
Sho: Not once!
Kazu: Eh, I saw you twice already!
Leader: I thought of one thing, why don't you just wear LONG boots?
All: Huh? HOW LONG MUST THE BOOTS BE??? (laughing!)
Aiba chan: Oh yeah Sho was recently called Aburai Kun ne.. Oh but it's winter now so your abura (oil) will dry up ne....
Sho: Oh shut up!
Aiba chan laughed so hard at this.

*PS. Abura = OIL ie, Sho is oily guy.

Aiba chan: No, I over-talked ne.... I think....
Sho: You talked too much and then laughed it out makes it worst yo!
Jun: An all white Sho is so like a variety entertainer ne.
Aiba chan: His stomach also sticks out ne.
Sho angry.... (meaning he kinda admits that his stomach DOES sticks out ha ha)

Here, Omiya SK did their performance.

Then, Sho came out after the performance his face ALL WHITE with baby powder.

Aiba chan + Jun laughed out real hard! Sho really looked ugly here!

Aiba chan: It's ok for you to put powder on your face but this much and even down to the neck? Oh you also have lots on your eyelashes yo!
Jun: Go get it off quickly yo ha ha!
Aiba chan: It's ok, just leave it (totally enjoying himself).

Sho took a towel and wiped it off his face.

Sho: Today was really enjoyable!
Aiba chan: Oh it's easily taken off ne.... Does the powder really help then?
Sho: Er, just to feel better maybe?

That ended the MC part.